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CasinoFive cards against the Wise Old Man
Coins
0
best pot 0
Bonds
0
min bet 1
House hand
Place your bet
Beat the house and your bet pays the multiplier
 
Your hand
Bet1
Vol

Card ranking

Highest at the top. If both hands match, the higher item wins it.

Payouts

Five of a kind16×
Four of a kind8×
Full house6×
Three of a kind4×
Two pair3×
Pair2×
High item1×
Win and your bet pays that multiplier. Lose and the bet goes to the house. A true tie returns it. Every win earns a bond, every loss burns one, and your minimum bet climbs by 1 for every 5 bonds you hold, up to 4. Past 1,000 coins the minimum is 5% of your balance, so a fat purse cannot hide from a bad hand. Run out of coins and the old man extends a tab: your balance goes negative and you can stake up to 20% of your debt per hand to gamble your way back. Or find the ATM to your left.

Blackjack

Blackjack3:2
Win1:1
Pushbet back
Closest to 21 without going over. Dealer stands on all 17s. Double on your first two cards for one final card at twice the stake (not while on the tab). No splits at this table; the old man says his counter is too small.

Loot Slots

3x Bones3x
3x Shark5x
3x Whip8x
3x Wand12x
3x Dye25x
3x Coin60x
3x Partyhat250x
Any pair2x
Payouts are total returns on your bet. Pull the lever and pray to RNGesus; the old man swears the reels are honest too.

Pachinko

Edge bins20x
Next in3x
Inner1x
Center0.2x
Seven rows of pegs, eight bins. The ball wants the middle; the money lives at the edges. Payouts are total returns.

Craps

Come-out 7 or 112x
Come-out 2, 3, 12lose
Make your point2x
Seven outlose
Pass line only. Hold the button to shake the dice, let go to throw. Any other come-out total sets your point; roll it again before a 7 shows and the pot is yours. The old man swears his dice are honest.